Cerberus walks into a bar

The bartender watches, shocked, as the three headed dog takes a seat.

"Will that be one beer or three beers?" The bartender asks, nervously.

"Make it two," says Cerberus, "the head on my left is already drunk."

So Cerberus, the three-headed gatekeeper of hell...

Are we sure he wasn't just a normal dog with two subwoofers?

Did you hear about the massive bounty on Cerberus' head?

Apparently, he turned himself in.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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