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Cerberus Jokes

So Cerberus, the three-headed gatekeeper of hell...

Are we sure he wasn't just a normal dog with two subwoofers?

Why does Cerberus like the underworld so much?

Because of the Styx

Did you hear about the massive bounty on Cerberus' head?

Apparently, he turned himself in.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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