Predictions Jokes - 4 Hilarious Predictions Jokes

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Where do meteorologists save their wheather predictions?

In the cloud.

I never make predictions.

I never have and I never will.

Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:

In one month divorce rates will spike.
In 9 months birth rates will spike.
In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.

I was told, if I voted for Hillary, they predicted Obamacare would continue and we'd go to war with Syria...

I did, and the predictions came true!

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