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Footballers Jokes

Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers

It means they're already good divers.

R Kelly likes his girls like he likes his professional footballers

Young, fit, and not allowed to come out.

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Three famous footballers are on a plane...

Three famous footballers are on a plane and all of a sudden it crashes on a desert island. All three players survive but all the crew but the pilot's bodies are irretrievable. They decide to cannibalise the pilots body to survive, the first players says,
"I support Manchester so i will eat the c...

Brazil have sent star player Neymar to Thailand to help rescue the young footballers in the cave

...they heard they needed someone to teach them how to dive

Two great football fanatics, Andy and Stevie, were discussing the chances of football being played in Heaven.

They couldn't see how any self-respecting Heaven would not have football - but yet, they weren't quite sure. Finally they agreed that the one who died first would come back and tell the other if they played football in Heaven or not.

Not long afterwards, Andy was run over by a bus and killed...

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