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Testers Jokes

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I've designed the perfect toilet, but I'm struggling to find testers.

No one gives a shit.

How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Testers don't fix the problems!

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My wife and I had to take jobs as double-ended dildo testers.

Just trying to make our ends meet.

How do you stop the Russians from interfering your country's elections?

Bring in the Olympic drug-testers.

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NSFW I got a blowjob today,

They where hiring product testers at the balloon factory.

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New-age alcohol test

A driver gets stopped by a cop.

Cop: "I'm gonna have to give you an alcohol test, but I forgot to bring the piss testers, so we'll just try something different."

Driver: "Fine by me."

Cop: "Imagine you're driving at night and you're seeing one headlight coming your way. What is ...

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