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Rorschach Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy???

And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

-Rob DenBleyker

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Rorschach humor

“Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick y...

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The Rorschach Test (Classic)

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about ."

The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots.

"What is this a picture of?" he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns ...

My psychiatrist’s Rorschach ink-blot tests are so stupid.

They’re just pictures of my parents fighting.

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After I did a Rorschach test, the therapist said I was a pervert.

That’s unfair. He’s the one with the dirty pictures.

The doctor gave me a Rorschach test and asked, "what do you see?"

I answered, "I see an old, sad, overworked man, tired of doing the same thing over and over, only visited when others need something from him, blamed for things outside his control, and never being appreciated enough."

"I appreciate your honesty", said the doctor, "but I meant, what do you se...

Hermann Rorschach was a total pervert

You should see the stuff he used to paint.

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I tried to google image search Rorschach tests...

but all I could find were pictures of .

Look I don’t know who this “Rorschach” guy is

But he’s got some nerve painting my parents fighting so often

Who's this Rorschach dude?

And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?

Who's this Rorschach guy,

And why does he keep on painting pictures of people getting murdered?

A patient in a psychiatric hospital is being examined by a shrink. The shrink hands him a piece of paper and asks him, "Look at this inkblot and tell me what do you see."

"Well," the patient says, "I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like Rorschach Series IV, blot #17."

People say that Rorschach from Watchmen is a great character.

But I don’t really know what people see in him.

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Have you guys ever heard of this artist Rorschach?

All he does is draw pictures of dicks. Over and over and over.

My friend asked me if I thought a girl's shirt looked like a Rorschach test...

I replied, "Where is she? Is she behind the girl wearing a shirt of my parents fighting?"

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but he is really good at drawing pictures of my disappointed father.

Credit to one of the writers of the Daily Show when I saw him do stand up, but I don't remember the name.

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I don’t know who that Rorschach guy is

But he’s incredibly talented at drawing my mother beating the out of me

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he have so many paintings of me dying alone?

I'm not real familiar with who this Rorschach guy is...

...but he sure loves painting pictures of naked dudes.

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Patient responds "" to every Rorschach inkblot the shrink shows him.

Shrink says, "Well - you seem quite -obsessed."

Patient says "Waddya mean I'm -obsessed? YOU'RE the one showing the dirty pictures!"

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The ink blot test

This guy is with his psychiatrist and the psychiatrist decides to give him a Rorschach ink blot test.
The psychiatrist shows him the first ink blot.
The guy says "That's a man and a woman having ".
The psychiatrist shows him the second ink blot
The guy says "That's a man and two women...

A guy being examined by a psychologist is shown an inkblot card. "What does this look like?" asks the examiner

The guy studies it for a moment. "Oh, that's an easy one! It's Rorschach series III, sequence 6, card 2."

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I finally went to a therapist...

...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted.

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A man goes to his shrink.

The psychiatrist makes him pass a Rorschach test to diagnose his problem. He shows the first pattern.

\- "That's a ".

The psychiatrist takes a note of it and shows the next pattern.

\- "".

Again, the psychiatrist takes note and moves onto the next pattern.
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