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I predict a surge in the popularity of small citrus fruit later in the year.

Kumquat May.

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So this guy walked up to me holding a small citrus fruit in his hand...

He said “Nǐ hǎo, nǐ hǎo ma?”

I said, “Is that a kumquat?”

He said, “Nah, it’s just a little mandarin”

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I absolutely MUST get a month dedicated to my favorite fruit...

Kumquat May.

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If watermelon has water in it...

Then what does a kumquat have?

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I just explained to my socially conservative friend that watermelons are more than 90% water.

He said, “I’m never eating a kumquat again.”

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I am over 18

What do you get when you cross pussy-willows with dick-weed?

Kumquats.

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