Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?”

“Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.

“And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true,?”

“Sure is, Patrick.”

“And that a lady sued McDonald’s for millions when sh...

What do you call a Irish man bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes.

What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?


Rick O Shea

Did you hear about the Irishman who was impervious to bullets?

His name was Rick O'Shea

What's the name of Ireland's best bouncer?

Rick O'Shea

There was a blind irishman who didn't use a stick, he navigated by simply bouncing off the walls until he got where he needed.

They called him Rick O'Shea

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My younger sister just got a job at the mall

It is her first job, and she's working as a salesperson at that lotion, soap, and candle place. I'm not going to name names, but you know it, over there in the mall, right next to that new smoothie place where they put chia seeds in all their smoothies. They are really good smoothies, but I digress....

Did you hear about the Irishman who could fly?

It’s Rick O’Shea’s distant cousin.
His name is Rick O’Treboshea.

What's the most stereotypical Irish name?

Klee Shea

An Irishman was thrown out of a pub, but hit a wall and bounced straight back in.

His name was Rick O'Shea

What do you call an Irish sniper who kills his opponents by bouncing bullets off of hard surfaces?

Rick O'Shea

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Ms Murphy, a first grade Irish teacher, was teaching her students vocabulary, and the word of the day was "contagious" ...

(For best effect, read dialogue in an Irish accent)

So she asked her class if anyone has heard the word used in a sentence before, and two students raised their hands, Billy O'Shea and Patrick Reilly. She called on her top student, Billy O'Shea, and asked Billy to use it in a sentence.
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A few Irish Jokes

With an Irish joke being posted earlier, I'll add a few of my Irish one liners.

What do you call the Irish man who hangs from the ceiling?

Shaun D'Leer


What do you call the Irish cowboy?

Rick O'Shea


What do you call the Irish Indian?

Tom O'Hawk...

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