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Shea Jokes

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O’Shea

It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes.

What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?


Rick O Shea

Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?”

“Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.

“And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true,?”

“Sure is, Patrick.”

“And that a lady sued McDonald’s for millions when sh...

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Is there some organization that evaluates the quality of shea butter?

Because if so, it could have Fifty Grades of Shea.

What do you call a bullet proof Irish man?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O’Shea. (ricochet)
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!!!

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My younger sister just got a job at the mall

It is her first job, and she's working as a salesperson at that lotion, soap, and candle place. I'm not going to name names, but you know it, over there in the mall, right next to that new smoothie place where they put chia seeds in all their smoothies. They are really good smoothies, but I digress....

Did you hear about the Irishman who could fly?

It’s Rick O’Shea’s distant cousin.
His name is Rick O’Treboshea.

What's the most stereotypical Irish name?

Klee Shea

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