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Why Ironman and why not Fe-male?

Do not spoil the answer

What is another way of saying iron man?

Fe Male

What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe Fi Fo-bia

I just saw a dude chug from a beaker labeled ‘Fe’

That’s metal.

What do you call an incel that travels?

FeDORA the explorer.

What do you call a one-dimensional cat?

A fe-line.

Did you know that Tony Stark started cross dressing?

Sometimes he goes out dressed as FE male.

What do you call a cat wearing an iron armor?

(Fe)line

Why did Iron Man become a trans woman?

Because she realized she was Fe-male!

What kind of scientist loves LiFe?

One with Lithium and Iron.

Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman

The cast will have a FeMale.

What's the difference between an iron bar and a cat?

One is feline and the other is Fe-line.

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

My wi-fe and my wi-fi

They're both 1 meg, very useful in the kitchen and never want to connect in the bedroom

Why aren't Incel's big fans off Iron-Man?

They're just not big on Fe-Males, that's all.

Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess...

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Brentry

In anticipation of Brexit many British politicians have unfriended their EU counterparts on Facebook.

I guess now they will have to referiend'em...

Me and my crush asked each other out during chemistry

It was pretty Fe-ic

What's another word for irony?

(Fe)lony

A female chemistry teacher gets called out as Ironman!

Why not...


She is a Fe-male.

A vampire, a zombie, and a ghost are at a party.

The ghost gets something to eat, then immediately asks the zombie where the bathroom is. The ghost does his business, and returns to get some more food. He has some more to eat, then excuses himself to the restroom with the vampire. When he gets back, the zombie asks if the ghost is fe all right. ...

What did x æ a-12 got when he was given a lithium iron battery, to reboot himself?

Li-Fe

Ironman's girl equivalent would be just regular women

Because they are FeMale

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

What do Tony Stark and Samus Aran have in common?

Underneath the suit, they're both Fe male

Captain Marvel wasn’t the first standalone female superhero...

Iron man was, because he’s “Fe-Male”

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[NSFW] [Long] A man walks into a bar and...

The bartender asks his posion.

"I'd like a rum and coke." So the bartender pulls out an apple. "Excuse me, this is an apple." says the man. "Just trust me," replies the bartender. The man picks the apple up, and taking a bite, exclaims "This tastes just like rum!" "Turn it around," instructed...

A non-partisan election joke! Not Republican or Democrat

Since we're at the end of the presidential campaign, I figured some political humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story shared with me by KC Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be presid...

Have you heard about the dyslexic who was working too hard on his imagination skills?

He ended up in Santa Fe.

I’ve been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I’m going to write a whitepaper on my results.

It’s titled “The FeCAl Matter.”

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

Ironman is technically a woman

Because he’s Fe-male

I can't place iron objects next to each other...

I'm allergic to Fe lines.

So, Iron Man got his girlfriend pregnant...

...and as she didn't want to have a child, she decided to have an abortion. When Iron Man learned of this he protested, please don't terminate our baby. She scoffed, baby? It is barely even a (Fe)tus.

Why Is Iron (II) Oxide So Ugly?

Because it's FeO.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

In what city do kids get iron instead of coal for Christmas?

Santa Fe

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can te...

I needed a woman escort to attend an event but I couldnt find one

So I had my buddy dress up as Iron Man, that way he was Fe male.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO

Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

A scientist friend of mine tried to convince me that Ironman could actually be a woman.

He broke it down for me like this. Fe Male.

A software engineer starts up an online mail service designed with women in mind. What do they call the website?

FeMail.com

Who deodorizes the Saints locker room after a game?

Drew Fe-Brees...

Wanna hear a joke about iron?

I'd tell you but there's a Fe.

What is a hipster's favorite element?

Fe, because it's so ironic

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The 3 Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs, named Jiggs, Willie, and Elmer. They lived a nice quiet life in their houses made of straw, wood, and brick, respectively. But wouldn't you know it, the Big Bad Wolf came strolling into town one day, hungry for some porkchops and maybe a little applesauce on the si...

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Some truckers have a dog for company...

A trucker is driving West across Texas, haulin' a trailer full of chickens, with his pet parrot in the cab. While driving through Dallas he sees a beautiful woman on the side of road, leg hiked up, thumb out. He stops and looks at her. "Where ya headed?" He asks. "Headed to California." She says gra...

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

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