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Fe Jokes

Why Ironman and why not Fe-male?

Do not spoil the answer

Shouldn't Iron man be a woman?

After all he is a Fe-Male.

I just saw a dude chug from a beaker labeled ‘Fe’

That’s metal.

What happened to the old mexican when he moved from Houston to Santa Fe?

He became a New Mexican

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

What kind of scientist loves LiFe?

One with Lithium and Iron.

Who wants to be a millionaire

Did you hear about the Scottish guy who got to the final question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, in America. The million dollar question was “Where is Santa Fe”? He answered the North Pole!

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What did the doctor say to to the female to male trans guy.

You have an iron deficiency.

What was Iron Man's rejected hero name?

Fe Male

Iron Man is technically a FEmale.

I will downvote myself on the way out....

Me and my crush asked each other out during chemistry

It was pretty Fe-ic

What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe Fi Fo-bia

When Jim returned from a trip to the Southwestern USA

He noted to a fellow train buff how he loved the way the Sante Fe engines were painted. Someone overheard and exclaimed “THEY ARE KNOWN AS NATIVE AMERICANS!!!”

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Brentry

In anticipation of Brexit many British politicians have unfriended their EU counterparts on Facebook.

I guess now they will have to referiend'em...

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What's the difference between a hooker and a fart?

One is a prostitute, and the other is a prostate toot.

What do you call a one-dimensional cat?

A fe-line.

What’s the difference between venom and poison?

One is black metal, the other glam…

What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA?

It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
One killed MLK, while the other killed
JFK.

What do you call an incel that travels?

FeDORA the explorer.

Did you know that Tony Stark started cross dressing?

Sometimes he goes out dressed as FE male.

Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman

The cast will have a FeMale.

What do you call a cat wearing an iron armor?

(Fe)line

What’s the difference between a starfish and Vladimir Putin?

One is brainless, spineless, and impossible to reason with.

The other one is a starfish.

Why aren't Incel's big fans off Iron-Man?

They're just not big on Fe-Males, that's all.

What is difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero other is a command

What's another word for irony?

(Fe)lony

Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess...

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

What did x æ a-12 got when he was given a lithium iron battery, to reboot himself?

Li-Fe

A female chemistry teacher gets called out as Ironman!

Why not...


She is a Fe-male.

Ironman's girl equivalent would be just regular women

Because they are FeMale

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

Captain Marvel wasn’t the first standalone female superhero...

Iron man was, because he’s “Fe-Male”

I’ve been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I’m going to write a whitepaper on my results.

It’s titled “The FeCAl Matter.”

Have you heard about the dyslexic who was working too hard on his imagination skills?

He ended up in Santa Fe.

Ironman is technically a woman

Because he’s Fe-male

Why was Iron going to therapy

It was having trouble sorting out its Fe-elings

Happy science week!

I can't place iron objects next to each other...

I'm allergic to Fe lines.

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

Why Is Iron (II) Oxide So Ugly?

Because it's FeO.

A vampire, a zombie, and a ghost are at a party.

The ghost gets something to eat, then immediately asks the zombie where the bathroom is. The ghost does his business, and returns to get some more food. He has some more to eat, then excuses himself to the restroom with the vampire. When he gets back, the zombie asks if the ghost is fe all right. ...

In what city do kids get iron instead of coal for Christmas?

Santa Fe

So, Iron Man got his girlfriend pregnant...

...and as she didn't want to have a child, she decided to have an abortion. When Iron Man learned of this he protested, please don't terminate our baby. She scoffed, baby? It is barely even a (Fe)tus.

I needed a woman escort to attend an event but I couldnt find one

So I had my buddy dress up as Iron Man, that way he was Fe male.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO

Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What is a hipster's favorite element?

Fe, because it's so ironic

A scientist friend of mine tried to convince me that Ironman could actually be a woman.

He broke it down for me like this. Fe Male.

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can te...

Wanna hear a joke about iron?

I'd tell you but there's a Fe.

A non-partisan election joke! Not Republican or Democrat

Since we're at the end of the presidential campaign, I figured some political humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story shared with me by KC Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be presid...

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

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[NSFW] [Long] A man walks into a bar and...

The bartender asks his posion.

"I'd like a rum and coke." So the bartender pulls out an apple. "Excuse me, this is an apple." says the man. "Just trust me," replies the bartender. The man picks the apple up, and taking a bite, exclaims "This tastes just like rum!" "Turn it around," instructed...

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Some truckers have a dog for company...

A trucker is driving West across Texas, haulin' a trailer full of chickens, with his pet parrot in the cab. While driving through Dallas he sees a beautiful woman on the side of road, leg hiked up, thumb out. He stops and looks at her. "Where ya headed?" He asks. "Headed to California." She says gra...

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

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The 3 Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs, named Jiggs, Willie, and Elmer. They lived a nice quiet life in their houses made of straw, wood, and brick, respectively. But wouldn't you know it, the Big Bad Wolf came strolling into town one day, hungry for some porkchops and maybe a little applesauce on the si...

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