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Fairytales Jokes

Do all fairytales start with "once upon a time"?

No, some start with "if I'm elected, I promise..."

A girl asks her father, “Do all fairytales begin with Once Upon A Time?”

And the father replied, “ No there is a whole series of fairytales that begin with ‘If Elected I Promise.....”

Two girls are sitting in a bar

The one girl says: "Take my phone, can you please call my mother that I'll be home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "S...

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