How do you save a baby from drowing in the ocean?

Harpoon it.

A little girl was walking on a frozen lake when she saw a wolf who had fallen in a hole in the ice and was drowing.

The girl, having a pure heart, runs to it, kneels down, plunges her arms in the icy water, grabs the wolf's tail at the very last moment and pulls, pulls, pulls until she manages to bring the poor animal back on the ice shelf.



At that moment, the wolf changes into a prince. The girl b...

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You save someone from drowing, and nobody says, "Hey there goes Joe the hero". You paint the orphanage, and they don't shout, "Look, there's Joe, the orphanage painter!"

But you fuck **one** goat...

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