Why are the Army, Marines, and Air Force evacuating personnel in Afghanistan and not the Navy?
We don't want to leave any Seamen behind when we pull out.
What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?
"This is not a drill!"
Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?
Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
A Well-Argued Court Case
The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference.
One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were...
A priest is on top of a house during a flood...
People evacuating came to him in a boat and told him to get in, he says "No, god will save me". So they left him and got out.
As the water was reaching his waist more people evacuating came to his aid, again he replied with "God will save me".
Now the water is at his neck he remains ca...
A local earthquake station gets an anonymous tip...
One day a local scientist named Steve was sent a mysterious email. The email read:
Steve I know who you are, and where you live. My name must remain anonymous, so as of now you may refer to me as "Somebody". Steve I contact you because my independent studies have discovered a massive earthqua...
My god will save me
A man lived in Florida in a two-story house near the water. During hurricane season one year the emergency services order the town he lives in to evacuate to avoid being swallowed up by high waters. A group of people evacuating stop by his house in a big pickup truck.
“Hop in and we can all g...
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