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Empire Strikes Back Jokes

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode.

One could say it is a perfect 5/7.

Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi?

Second Hand Store

What's the opposite of "The Empire strikes back"?

The Emperor has a stroke.

When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.

But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.

Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public.

He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

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