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Puppeteer Jokes

What's the difference between James Corden and a Sesame Street puppeteer?

The puppeteer has touched more Oscars.

Puppet show

A puppeteer walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Say, who here would like to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?" he asks the people in the room. "Let's see a show of hands!"

My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer.

Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What’s sweaty has really tidy nails and smells like bacon

Miss piggy’s puppeteer

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A Joke Walks into a Bar. [OC]

A Joke walks into a bar and the Bartender says "Wait... this isn't right."

The Joke says "Listen, quickly! I have little time to explain! You and I are but characters living in a hypothetical reality, being puppeteered by some inconceivable monster telling a joke! It's not even a good joke ei...

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