What do The Shining, Titanic, Game of Thrones, and The Sixth Sense all have in common?
Icy dead people.
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My favorite book to read on the toilet is "The Shining."
It scares the shit outta me.
Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, brown eyes, are wearing blue shorts, have a big brother, are 28 years old and your favourite movie is The Shining?
The Specific Ocean
A plane climbs too high and passes by heaven.
The pilot gets on the loudspeaker and tells the cabin that if they look to their right, they'll see the pearly gates and the shining city beyond.
The passengers marvel at the sight, but one man spots his daughter who died from cancer the previous month. He rushes to the emergency exit, where ...
Deleted scene from The Shining
[Jack Nicholson chops into door with axe]
[Shelley Duvall screams]
[Jack Nicholson sticks his head through the hole in the door] HEEEEERE'S JOURNEY!!!
["Any Way You Want It" starts playing]
“Hey man do you want to watch Planet of the Apes?”
“Seen it.”
“Ok how about *The Shining*?”
“Watched it.”
“Ok how about *Reposts*?”
“Reddit.”
So my dad told me this one when i was a kid.
A preist is walking out of church during a cloudy day, when he sees a little boy trying to squish ants on the sidewalk with his fingers, whenever he'd miss, he'd say "ah, missed!".
So the preist tells him to stop because everything, including ants, are creations of god and that he shouldn't h...
The guy that polishes my shoes doesn't enjoy Stephen King's books.
But he's always loved The Shining
Here are some few movie jokes:
The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...
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