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Jedi Master Jokes

Anakin Skywalker walks into a Taco Bell, and is shocked to find his master Yoda behind the counter

He asks what the Jedi master is doing there, to which he replies "Pay well, Jedi council does not. Work two jobs, I must." Fair enough, thinks Anakin. He orders his food, and reaches into his pocket to pay, when Yoda asks, "A beverage, would you like with that?" "Ok," says Anakin, "what do you recom...

I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master...

But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons.

What is Jedi Master Qui Gon Gin's favorite part of a movie

The credits

Why is a Jewish Jedi Master always an only child?

Because he has no Force-kin.

What program do Jedi masters use to open pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Jedi Master finally named after being found dead from radiation poisoning in Ukraine

Obi Wan Chernobi

An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker’s last pastry.

Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, “Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!”

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

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