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Mesothelioma Jokes

Do you suffer from mesothelioma?

If so, your lawyers could be entitled to millions of dollar.

How do they treat mesothelioma?

Asbestos they can.

Such a bummer getting mesothelioma

After all, I’ve always done asbestos I could

What do you call two friends who have both been diagnosed with Mesothelioma?

Asbesties

I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon.

He told me he was trying asbestos he could.

Have you heard about the lawyer that lost the mesothelioma case?!

He tried asbestos he could

I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma

it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can.

So a mesothelioma patient competed in the Olympics last year

She didn't win anything, but she did asbestos she could.

I made a donation to mesothelioma research.

They're kinda limited on funding and doing asbestos they can.

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped its head, mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation."

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