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Elijah Jokes

What do you get when you scan Elijah Wood?

A Frodocopy.

Did you hear Elijah Wood joined the WWE?

I heard he destroyed the ring.

You know, I can't think of many guys who would walk all the way to a volcano to get rid of a ring.

But Elijah Wood.

Would Orlando Bloom?

No, but Elijah Wood.

I wouldn't be able to throw the One Ring into Mount Doom but..

Elijah Wood.

I don’t think Edward Norton play a good Frodo Baggins.

But Elijah Wood


*disclaimer* I tried to put this on r/dumbjokes but they’re unreasonably fickle.

I recently read that initially Daniel Radcliffe was the first choice to play Frodo Baggins, but he decided he didn't want to

I bet the producers were glad that Elijah Wood!

"Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"

"Elijah Would."

Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah would.

"What an age-appropriate joke for /r/funny"

An old Jewish man is on his deathbed, and his family is gathered around him. He's too weak to lift his head or even open his eyes, but he can talk to his family.


"Rachel, my beloved wife of fifty-seven years. The love of my life, my soulmate, the woman God created me to be with, are you h...

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