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Eleanor Jokes

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"Do one thing everyday that scares you." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Today, I will fuck a cactus.

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Eleanor and Gertrude were harvesting carrots in the garden

After a while, Gertrude pulls out a massive carrot, as long as her arm, covered in dirt.

"Now see here, Eleanor, this is like my man's."

"That big?!"

"No, that dirty."

My grandmother Eleanor gave me her fantastic seafood recipes

But nobody wants to try my Salmon Ella.

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My last sexual experience was very unsatisfying, it was like Eleanor Rigby’s funeral:

Nobody came!

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A couple goes to Jamaica for their 10th anniversary.

The man says, "You know what? We should get each other's initials tattooed on our genitals to prove our loyalty to each other" and his wife agreed. A few days later, they're walking on a nude beach when he noticed with a brief glance from the side, it looked like another guy had a matching tattoo. T...

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Englishmen on a train

Heard this a long time ago, on a Lewis Grizzard comedy album. Thought you all would like it.

Two Englishmen brothers were riding the train through London when they saw a highly decorated officer in the British army sitting in the train car across from them.. The elder brother confers with t...

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