I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house.

My neighbor is dead against it.

(True story) I walked into an electric fence

And the result was shocking

There's something I love about electric fences

But I can't put my finger on it

My friend got zapped from a electric fence

Now he is acting wired

I cleaned my electric fence this morning.

I was shocked that I was able to get it fully clean.

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What happens if you piss in a electric fence?

Urine trouble

See the top 10 electric fences YOU should use!

Number 7 will SHOCK you!

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A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?"

"We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a...

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Read this on a bathroom wall...

When I was young and had no sense.

I pissed on an electric fence

It shocked my dick,

it shocked my balls

And made me shit in my overalls

Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it

Nobody had told her about the new electric fence.

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Two Jews die and wait outside the pearly gates.

While waiting they realise that they both survived the same concentration camp.

After some chatting, one says to the other: "remember that time when the guard pushed you onto the electric fence and you almost died?" A second of silence passes and suddenly they both start laughing hystericall...

What's 12 inches, pink, and throbs?

Piglet stuck in an electric fence

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