A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.
He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.
Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.
Coulomb's 4.01st law
If someone throws a high voltage capacitor and yells "catch" it's probably charged.
During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries”
Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.
Bob is having trouble finding workers for his house construction company
So he decides to open the position up to people with more general skills. The first candidate doesn't have much experience in construction, but insists that his previous experience will be an asset.
The man seems earnest, so Bob decides to give him a chance. He tells the foreman to watch the ...
Ant - the hero.
Ant asks giraffe: Can I f...k you?
Giraffe though: what the hell, he's small I even can't feel it. Here you are, my boy.
After a few minutes, she put her long neck into high voltage cables lifted high over the ground.
Ant start to screem: Shake it, baby, yeahhhh!!!
There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.
His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...
A beautiful young girl of around 18 years tried to board a bus.
A beautiful young girl of around 18 years,tried to board a bus but the bus conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was ...
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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...