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Eat Healthy Food Jokes

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So, the young woman goes for her annual check up.

Doctor Johnson gives her all the usual tests and everything is good. But he marvels at her complexion. "I've been your doctor for 20 years now and your skin is as smooth as a child's", he says. "Tell me your secret." She says, "I eat healthy foods, avoid the sun, and have a daily milk bath." "Milk?"...

A man is having problems attracting women, but he's not sure why

**A man is having problems attracting women, but he's not sure why**. The man wonders if he might have a *mental sickness*, so he goes to the clinic to see *a specialist*. While he checks in at the counter, the receptionist warns him, "The specialist has a **thick accent**, but don't worry - *his ...

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