The reason why many Americans don't eat healthy, is because eating healthy would cause you to lose weight.
And America never loses
Whenever I try and eat healthy...
A chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
I recently got a girlfriend who likes to eat healthy.
So, tonight, we’re eating at my place.I went to the store, got some macaroni and cheese, and burnt it. When she got to my house, she tried the burnt meal.
“Are you sure this is healthy?” She asked.
“Of course it is.” I said. “It tastes disgusting.”
My doctor told me to drink less, sleep more, eat healthy & exercise everyday. So today I'm making a big change in my life.
I'm no longer going to that doctor.
Before every barbecue I tell myself I'll eat healthy and stick to the salads.
But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.
I make my girlfriend work out 5 times a week and eat healthy.
I don't want her getting fat like my wife.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
[OC] I came up with it on the toilet
My personal trainer told me eat healthy like he does. I eat healthy, but not like him. He eats super clean and that is hard for me. I asked him what would be the benefit for me? He said he eats so clean he doesn’t even have to poop anymore.
I think he’s full of crap.
Why are cannibals always so fat?
They can't eat healthy, they run too fast.
A priest wants to know how he can become a better priest..
.. so he asks the bishop. The bishop had only two points to make.
"Eat healthy and exorcise daily"
(Just thought of this on the can, is there any ways I can improve on it? Or do you know of any similar jokes to lighten up my day?)
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