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(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt.

When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger.

Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve Negroes".

Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my damn cheeseburger".

My doctor recommended to eat at BurgerKing more often

Well he said I should not have McDonalds anymore, but I know what he meant.

Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's?

Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...

What do creeps eat at an Italian restaurant ?

Fetish-ini Alfredo

What did the zombies eat at the picnic?

Barbara Q.

Eat at Steve's

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
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What did the Indian prisoners eat at the Russian labor camp?

Gulag jamun

What Mexican snack do you eat at night?

Quesanoches.

I used to eat at Applebees

then I got enough money to buy my own microwave.

What do wizzards eat at the beach?

A sandwitch

What do you call a waffle you eat at the beach?

A Sandy Eggo

What does a redditor eat at their virtual bday party?

A byte of cake

I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant with my friend Sara.

She had recently been diagnosed lactose intolerant, and hadn't eaten dairy in months, so I was a little surprised she wanted to eat there.

Before the server could even ask if we wanted an appetizer, Sara blurted out "I haven't had cheese in forever. Bring us a cheese dip, and don't even bothe...

What did Caeser eat at the Mardi Gras?

Etouffee

What does a bear eat at a concert?

Beats.

Why does Jesus eat at Benihana?

Because he loves miso!

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A couple goes out to eat at a fancy restaurant

They sit down and the waiter comes to the table to greet them. They both order a bowl of soup and it comes out quickly. A few minutes in, the woman drops her spoon on the floor. Her husband flags down the waiter to get another spoon and he pulls a spoon, neatly wrapped in a cloth, out of his shirt p...

What do sheep eat at barbeques?

Ramburgers

Why wouldn't the pimp eat at the fast food restaurant?

He preferred his meals Ho-made.

What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?

I’m lycan it

Whay doesn't McCree eat at lunch buffets?

It's high noon, and Justice ain't gonna serve itself.

what do you eat at a formal event in thailand?

black thai curry

Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

Pander Express.

What did the cannibal eat at the Chinese restaurant?

Chow Man

What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper?

Peas and hominy.

Luke Skywalker goes to eat at an Italian restaurant, finishes dinner then orders desert.

Only one canoli.

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