What Mexican snack do you eat at night?

Quesanoches.

Eat at Steve's

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
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What do wizzards eat at the beach?

A sandwitch

What does a redditor eat at their virtual bday party?

A byte of cake

My doctor recommended to eat at BurgerKing more often

Well he said I should not have McDonalds anymore, but I know what he meant.

Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's?

Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...

I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant with my friend Sara.

She had recently been diagnosed lactose intolerant, and hadn't eaten dairy in months, so I was a little surprised she wanted to eat there.

Before the server could even ask if we wanted an appetizer, Sara blurted out "I haven't had cheese in forever. Bring us a cheese dip, and don't even bothe...

My wife and I went to eat at a Native American restaurant, but couldn't get in

We didn't have a reservation

I used to eat at Applebees

then I got enough money to buy my own microwave.

What did Caeser eat at the Mardi Gras?

Etouffee

What does a bear eat at a concert?

Beats.

What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?

I’m lycan it

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A couple goes out to eat at a fancy restaurant

They sit down and the waiter comes to the table to greet them. They both order a bowl of soup and it comes out quickly. A few minutes in, the woman drops her spoon on the floor. Her husband flags down the waiter to get another spoon and he pulls a spoon, neatly wrapped in a cloth, out of his shirt p...

Why does Jesus eat at Benihana?

Because he loves miso!

Why wouldn't the pimp eat at the fast food restaurant?

He preferred his meals Ho-made.

Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

Pander Express.

what do you eat at a formal event in thailand?

black thai curry

What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

Luke Skywalker goes to eat at an Italian restaurant, finishes dinner then orders desert.

Only one canoli.

What do sheep eat at barbeques?

Ramburgers

Whay doesn't McCree eat at lunch buffets?

It's high noon, and Justice ain't gonna serve itself.

What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper?

Peas and hominy.

What did the cannibal eat at the Chinese restaurant?

Chow Man

Lettuce!

What lettuce do you eat at a swimming pool? >!Endives.!<

What lettuce do you find in the Arctic? >!Iceberg.!<

What lettuce do you eat in the Colosseum? >!Romaine.!<

What lettuce do people with curly hair eat? >!Frisée!<

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One of my all-time favourite jokes

(read with Italian accent)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She s...

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Redneck book of manners.....

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.


2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.


3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.


4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.


5. Even if you're ...

Why does Bruce Lee get excited when he visits Texas?

Because that means he can eat at WA-TAAAAburger

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A lawyer is riding in the back of his stretch limousine...

...when he sees two homeless men standing at the side of the road, eating grass. He gets his driver to pull over, then rolls his window down and leans out.

"Why are you two eating grass?" he asks.

"We have no money for food," the first homeless man replies.

The lawyer shakes his...

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