Why do the toilets at the border only have pissoirs?
Because they are duty free.
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An American Man Moves to Scotland
Fed up with his life in the states he packs up everything he owns and moves to a tiny cottage in the far north highlands of Scotland. He lives there quietly content for over a month before meeting anyone.
One day the American hears a knock on his door and opens it to find his neighbor a big, ...
I like my car how I like my life.