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What do you call a baby who just got his diaper changed inside an airport?

Duty Free

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Why do the toilets at the border only have pissoirs?

Because they are duty free.

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An American Man Moves to Scotland

Fed up with his life in the states he packs up everything he owns and moves to a tiny cottage in the far north highlands of Scotland. He lives there quietly content for over a month before meeting anyone.

One day the American hears a knock on his door and opens it to find his neighbor a big, ...

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I couldn’t believe there was a turd in the shop at the airport

It said duty free

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