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Duracell Jokes

They took the duracell bunny into custody

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Duracell CEO go to prison?

For battery.

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I am sad to announce that the Duracell bunny has died...

...from sexual exhaustion. Someone put his batteries in backwards, and instead of going and going and going he kept on coming and coming and coming...

Why did the judge stop the merger of Duracell and Morton's?

He couldn't allow a salt and battery in his court!

I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells

Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

The Amaretto Joke

(Mentioned this in the comments of another joke and seems like no-one knew it by reference so here goes.)

Three best girlfriends meet for lunch after not seeing each other for a while and the topic turns to the latest news in their lives and as it turns out all three of them have started seei...

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