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Why is GEICO so aggressive?

Because they try to sell you insurance right from the gecko.

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what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common?

Shes so easy a cave man could do her.

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One man proposed that Geico switch their mascot to a kitten.

"Now, with only 15 minutes, you can save 15 purr-cent on cat insurance"

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Thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me

It means a great deal

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Gecko won't stand

Doc I want my gecko to stand up like the Geico gecko but he can't do it.

Doc: sounds like a reptile disfunction.

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Jesus saves

15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico!

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