A squirrel in the refrigerator

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator

to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

“What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”

“Um, yes,” the man replies...

Cake or Bed

A husband is home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks.”



He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have G.E. written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ...

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