Westinghouse Jokes

A man went into the kitchen to make breakfast and was shocked to see a rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator.

He yelled "Hey! What are you doing in there?!"
The rabbit asked back "Well this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, right?"
"I guess... What difference does that make?"
"I... read more

A husband is home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks.”



He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have G.E. written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ... read more