What happened to the old capacitor that killed the Energizer bunny?

It got charged with battery

To refuel the flux capacitor

Why did the DeLorean cross the road?

Why was the capacitor in court?

It was charged with battery

My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.

I said, "weird flux but ok."

What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game?

I ohmed you!

(my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)

A capacitor hit my head.

uf!

Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

As the capacitor said to the inductor...

Why the reluctance?

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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

I went to the store to pick up a new capacitor for my broken microwave.

The sales rep. accidentally sold me a flux capacitor instead; and now my microwave turns my chicken sandwiches into egg sandwiches.

What is the key to bragging about your ability to time travel?

A Flex Capacitor.

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