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Capacitor Jokes

Flux Capacitor

Part of me feels really bad about this. I mean he's only a kid. He's really too young to understand what I did to him. But do it to him I did. I 121G’d the lad.

I went into an O’Reilly’s store last week to pick up some wiper blades. I had this young kid helping me. He made a comment about how...

Why was the capacitor in court?

It was charged with battery

To refuel the flux capacitor

Why did the DeLorean cross the road?

My friend stole my capacitor

I told him that wasn't farad all

A scientist put a flux capacitor in his bicep...

I told him, “Weird flux, but okay.”

Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game?

I ohmed you!

(my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)

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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.

I said, "weird flux but ok."

I went to the store to pick up a new capacitor for my broken microwave.

The sales rep. accidentally sold me a flux capacitor instead; and now my microwave turns my chicken sandwiches into egg sandwiches.

Coulomb's 4.01st law

If someone throws a high voltage capacitor and yells "catch" it's probably charged.

Here's a joke about a terrible cable car operator

So there was this man who had only one ambition in his life: he wanted to live in San Francisco and drive cable cars. So he moved there, and studied, and took a test to become a cable car driver. He failed. Studied some more, took the test again. Again he failed. Finally, on the third attempt, he pa...

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