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What event does a weightlifter with a masturbation addiction and fast recharge rate do.

The clean and jerk.

During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries”

Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.

My girlfriend said she was tired and had to recharge her batteries.

i guess this is one of the struggles of having a robot girlfriend

what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery?

Dura-Shell

New York City is the archnemises of Introverts

It always seems like it's a creepy introvert that wants to destroy the largest American city.


After 9/11, even Osama Bin Laden escaped to a cave and then a Pakistani stronghold to have his alone time and recharge.


But like any good friendship, that introvert has that one ex...

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