Bloke goes into the chemist and asks if they sell Durex. The lady said I'm sorry, were all out. Have you tried Boots?
He said I want to Shag her, not kick her fucking head in!
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zealand , is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
PM: "Shut ...
The largest condom factory in the States burned down.
President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of ...
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Man a Gets Job as 'Chief Tester' at a Durex Factory!
A man goes for a job in a Durex factory. The interview goes great and the lucky guy is offered the job immediately. The interviewer asks "would you like to see what you will be doing?" and the man agrees it would be good to get a feel for his new task.
They walk out into a large manufacturing...
At the pharmacy
- Excuse me, can I cut in line, my girlfriend is lying at home! - Of course, what do you need? - One box of Durex, please.
The Russian President Vladimir Putin called Barack Obama with an emergency request
“Mr President, we need help. Our largest condom factory has exploded,” the Russian President explained. “My people now have no method of birth control! This is a true disaster!”
“Vladimir,” said Obama, “the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.”
Commercials that never made it to air
Here's my entry:
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".