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Dung Beetles Jokes

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Dung Beetles are one of the toughest animals in the world.

They go through so much shit.

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2 dung beetles meet

1st one asks; “How’s it going?”
2nd replies; “Same shit, different day.”

what is a dung beetles favorite candy?

Feces Pieces

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Why are dung beetles so patient?

They're used to dealing with your shit

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Two dung beetles go out for lunch

They went into a restaurant and came out five minutes later.

They went into another place and as they're eating, one says "this is good shit"!

The other replies, "yeah, that last place was crap".

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One dung beetle walks into a bar and nobody cares...

A hundred dung beetles walk into a bar and everyone loses their shit.

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IDK why some people find dung beetles repulsive. They build their own houses, they work for their food, they don't bother anybody

Seems to me like they really have their shit together

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