She sees him holding a beautiful bouquet of roses and drags him in.
She lies on the couch, pulls her skirt up, and rips her knickers off and says "This is for the flowers!"
"Don't be silly" says her boyfriend, "you must have a vase somewhere!"
Why do scientists don't have doorbells in their house?
Because they want to win no-bell prize¡
My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain
He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.
Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician
TIL Ancient Egyptian pyramids didn't have doorbells, they had horns instead.
You just used to toot and come in.
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