Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]?
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
My grandpa's favorite joke
Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, 'how the hell do you pronounce that?" The driver says "War-chester", the passanger says, "Nah, its gotta be "wir-ster". They argue a bit and decide that the only way to know for...
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.
What kind of vaccinations are required for ghosts?
"Boo"ster shots!
Because of the coronavirus, churches unable to meet in person this Sunday...
...will be celebrating "E-ster."
What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?
an im-paw-ster.
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