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Dum Jokes

Budum dum crash

If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

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What's the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?

One goes *ba dum tiss*, the other is da bum kiss.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?

Because you can't see in the dark.

Ba-dum-tss

A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.

*baa-dum-tssssssssss*

Old blonde joke.

A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.
"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He loo...

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..

Baa- dum- ssss

A man is eating at his local dumpling shop.

The waiter comes over and asks if everything is OK with his meal today. "Meals wonderful! But these lights are so bright" he says.
Waiter asks "would you like us to turn them off?".
Man says "No, but maybe Dim Sum."

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