What is the similarity between having sex with a hot German girl and James Joyce's Ulysses?
I fall asleep before they finish.
My dad is always telling people I’m Useless
I’ve told him at least 100 times, it’s pronounced Ulysses
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Dad, is Santa real?
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the popul...
A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life.
...... He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant.
After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive.
The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?"
The general answered while drawing his pistol "I'm going ...