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I recently picked a new primary care doctor

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned forty in July) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?"<...

I am a psyicician specializing in growth hormone deficiencies. I had planned to present an exhaustive list of the conditions and syndromes that I treat but I couldn't wait to post this...

I have little patients.

Doctor Joke

A fellow had been not feeling well for some time and finally his friends and family convinced him to go to his doctor. His doctor examined him and told him he wanted to run some tests to determine just what his problem was. After exhaustive testing the doctor told him that he would call him with the...

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