Deferred Jokes

Calling them E.A.I.O.U.s

Because the doctors knew you shouldn't freeze vegetables.

Jock, the painter, often would thin his paint so it would go further. So when the Church decided to do some deferred maintenance, Jock was able to put in the low bid, and got the job. As always, he thinned his paint way down with turpentine.

One day while he was up on the scaffolding -- the j... read more