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Put Off Jokes

Never put off till tomorrow,

what you can do the day after tomorrow.

What does a woman wash with if she wants to put off male suitors?

Deter-gent.

In order to put off nutting for an entire month, in November one must

Masterwait

What do you get when you cook a special type of meat south of the border, but then put off eating it until the next day?

Fillet mañana

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