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Decaf Coffee Jokes

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What's it like to only drink Decaf Coffee?

You get all of the shits and none of the giggles

There is a time and place for decaf coffee

Never and in the trash.

A man walks into a cafe and asks for a small decaf coffee with sugar and no cream

The waitress leaves to fetch the coffee but returns a moment later.

“Sorry sir, we’re all out of cream. Would you prefer no milk?”

What’s black and doesn’t work?

Decaf coffee

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