Deadly Sin Jokes

Eating too much cake is a sin of gluttony, but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

Gluteny

After the sermon, a guy goes up to the priest and says, "Father, thank you so much for giving that sermon. It meant so much to me, and I'll tell you why. I lost my hat last week and I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally decided to steal a new one from the store, but now that I heard your sermon, I'... read more

SpongeBob:

Patrick:

Squidward:

Sandy:

Plankton:

Gary:

Mr. Krabs: Lust, sloth, wrath, pride, envy, gluttony, and greed

ME: I committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.

PRIEST: Wow I gotta hear this.

ME: I was angry and envious at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and I didn't share.

PRIEST: You forgot pride.

ME: No, Im pretty proud of this.

If you commit all of them you should be a politician.

Greed-o shot first

Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned; today I committed all 7 deadly sins in less than one hour.

Priest: well I gotta hear how that happened

Me: I was envious and angry at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate both of their dinners without sharing any.

Priest: that... read more