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Apathy Jokes

Apathy is a curse

But I really can't care enough to do anything about it

What’s worse ignorance or apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care..

I started writing a book about apathy once …

I couldn’t be bothered finishing it!

Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems

I didn't know that, but I don't really care.

As an expert, I was going to write a self-help book on apathy, called "The A-Bs of Apathy".

But realized I couldn't care less.

I told my crush that the opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy

But she didn't care

Saw an interesting sign at my school today that read: "Fight Apathy!"

I didn't care enough to read it.

The biggest problem in the world these days is apathy

Well, whaddaya gonna do about it...

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Thanks for explaining the word "apathy" to me

But it still means I don't care

I've spent my life savings building the world's first Apathy Bomb and it just blew up in my face.

And here I am posting OC on r/jokes. Stupid thing didn't even work.

The number one problem in the world today is apathy.

But who cares?

Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected.

No one seems to care.

At a restaurant called Apathy, they only give you a spoon to eat your food with...

...when I told the owner it was hard to eat my spaghetti he said, "Well... I don't give a fork."

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An ex-girlfriend once told me I only had two emotional states - anger and apathy.

At first, I was really pissed off. But then I was like - meh, who cares?

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Me: Missouri.

I: What state are you in now?

M: Apathy.

I: That's not what I meant.

M: I don't care.

Reporter to a man on the street

"Sir! What do you think about the ignorance and apathy of the public in our society?"

"Uhhh ... I don't know, and I don't care."

I've decided that COVID isn't going to stop me running the London marathon in 2022.

It'll be unfitness and apathy, same as usual.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

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Here's a collection of the best/worst dad jokes I know.

"When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down."

"Why are skeletons always so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Why can't T rexes clap their hands...

My mom be trippin'

My mom said apathy and procrastination are ruining my life. I know I should know what those words mean, but I don't.

A part of me just doesn't care but on the other hand I am going to find out what they mean tomorrow.

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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)

1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."


2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...

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