What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

I've spent my life savings building the world's first Apathy Bomb and it just blew up in my face.

And here I am posting OC on r/jokes. Stupid thing didn't even work.

I told my crush that the opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy

But she didn't care

As an expert, I was going to write a self-help book on apathy, called "The A-Bs of Apathy".

But realized I couldn't care less.

At a restaurant called Apathy, they only give you a spoon to eat your food with...

...when I told the owner it was hard to eat my spaghetti he said, "Well... I don't give a fork."

Saw an interesting sign at my school today that read: "Fight Apathy!"

I didn't care enough to read it.

You know the funniest thing about apathy?

No one cares.

The biggest problem in the world these days is apathy

Well, whaddaya gonna do about it...

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An ex-girlfriend once told me I only had two emotional states - anger and apathy.

At first, I was really pissed off. But then I was like - meh, who cares?

Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected.

No one seems to care.

Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems

I didn't know that, but I don't really care.

Thanks for explaining the word "apathy" to me

But it still means I don't care

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

The number one problem in the world today is apathy.

But who cares?

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Here's a collection of the best/worst dad jokes I know.

"When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down."

"Why are skeletons always so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Why can't T rexes clap their hands...

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Me: Missouri.

I: What state are you in now?

M: Apathy.

I: That's not what I meant.

M: I don't care.

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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)

1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."


2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...

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