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7 Deadly Sins Jokes

7 deadly sins

Eating too much cake is a sin of gluttony, but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

I went to a confession booth to confess my sins

Forgive me father for I have sinned, i have committed all 7 deadly sins in less than an hour.

Priest: Please elaborate.

Me: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate both of their dinners and didn't share any.

Priest: that's only 6, you forgot p...

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