Why doesn’t Trump like Turkey?

Too much dark meat.

Naughty Things You Can Say On Thankgiving

1. That's a huge breast!


2. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

3. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

4. How long will it take after you stick it in?

5. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

6. I'm in the mood for some dark meat.
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Why does Thanksgiving feel like a date with Bill Cosby?

You wake up 3 hours later drowsy and wondering why you feel like you just got stuffed with dark meat

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