Dark Meat Jokes

Too much dark meat.

1. That's a huge breast!


2. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

3. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

4. How long will it take after you stick it in?

5. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

6. I'm in the mood for some dark meat.
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You wake up 3 hours later drowsy and wondering why you feel like you just got stuffed with dark meat