A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street

The brunette looked in the window of a flower shop and said
"Oh no, it's my boyfriend and he's buying me flowers again for no reason."

The blonde said "Don't you like to get flowers?"

The brunette said "It's not that. It's just that every time he gives them to me he expects somethi...

A blond girl , brunet girl, and black haired girl die and start their journey up to heaven.

Now to get to heaven these girls have to go up 100 steps. On each step there is a joke. If you laugh at a joke you fall straight to hell.
Now the brunet girl gets to about 25 steps then laughs hysterically at a joke about a dyslexic man.
The black haired girl goes much farther to about step 7...

A Blond a Brunet and a Redhead all go hunting...

When they get to the camp site, they set up their tents and the brunet immediately goes into the woods with her gun. A few hours later, well past dark she comes back to camp with a huge 8 point deer.
The Redhead and the Blonde are very impressed and ask her how she managed to kill it.
"I fo...

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"


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"I didn't know my daughter..."

A red-head walks into her daughter's room and finds a bottle of beer under her daughter's bed and says "I didnt know my daughter drank." a brunet walks into her daughters room and finds a pack of cigarettes under her daughter's bed and says "I didn't know my daughter smoked." A blonde walks into her...

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Adult store

Bob started his first day at the adult store. Half way thru the day he felt comfortable and was absorbing everything the store owner is teaching him.

Then the store owner gets an emergency store and has to leave. He tells Bob "I have to leave do you want me to close the store or can you ha...

Blonde joke I heard a while ago

A red head, brunet, and a blonde were robbing a building. They heard the police and didn't have time to escape so they all hid in in the bag they were carrying. The police officer walks up to the bag with the red head in it and give it a kick and she says, "Meow, meow."The police officer says, "It m...

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