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Turns out diarrhea is hereditary-

It runs in your genes

Grey hair is hereditary.

You get it from your children.

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Sex is hereditary...

If your parents didn't have it, odds are you won't either.

Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes!

Did You Know that Diareah Problems are Hereditary

It Runs In your Jeans

(Plz excuse any spelling errors if I made some. English is my first language Im just Dumb)

They say I should neuter my cat since he has a hereditary deficiency that makes him cough.

I can’t though; he just wouldn’t be the same Hackey-Sack.

My dad handed down to me a hereditary disease that causes diarrhea all the time.

It runs in the jeans.

A new study shows that fertility is hereditary

If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.

According to scientists,

Infertility is hereditary. So, if your parents didn't have kids, then neither will you.

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Dad told me my constipation isn't hereditary

But I didn't believe him because he is always full of shit.

New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

TIL that black eyes are hereditary

You get them from your father if you drink his last beer.

My nan has been diagnosed with a hereditary brain disorder.

The main symptoms are forgetting what you were talking about, repeating yourself, repeating yourself, and a quarter pounder with cheese.

My wife asked if my diarrhea was hereditary.

Since she can find it in my jeans.

During a routine checkup a patient asks their doctor if diarrhea is hereditary.

Theo doctor responds, “absolutely, sometimes it runs in the jeans!”

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

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hereditary

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replie...

I had a heart attack at the age of 37

Doctor: It’s hereditary. With your family history, there’s nothing you could’ve done differently…

Doctor: but now you need to stop drinking and smoking and doing drugs…

Doctor: and you need to start exercising, and going jogging…

Doctor: and you need to change your diet. You ca...

I went to the doctor

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"

I read an article on internet....

and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are-


diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.

I am addicted to Reddit, my son is too...

The doctors say it's hereditary.

Pregnancy Chances

Did you know that your chances of getting pregnant are hereditary. Chances are that if your parents didn't get pregnant, you won't either.

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