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Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans
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Grey hair is hereditary.

You get it from your children.
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Sex is hereditary.

If your parents didn't have it, chances are you won't either.

My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary.

I guess it runs in your genes
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Did You Know that Diareah Problems are Hereditary

It Runs In your Jeans

(Plz excuse any spelling errors if I made some. English is my first language Im just Dumb)
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TIL that black eyes are hereditary

You get them from your father if you drink his last beer.
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How many hereditary peers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change? How dare you, sir! That lightbulb has been in my family for seven generations!
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A new scientific study claims that fertility is hereditary...

If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.
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Dad told me my constipation isn't hereditary

But I didn't believe him because he is always full of shit.

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.
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hereditary

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replie...

My wife asked if my diarrhea was hereditary.

Since she can find it in my jeans.
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My nan has been diagnosed with a hereditary brain disorder.

The main symptoms are forgetting what you were talking about, repeating yourself, repeating yourself, and a quarter pounder with cheese.
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During a routine checkup a patient asks their doctor if diarrhea is hereditary.

Theo doctor responds, “absolutely, sometimes it runs in the jeans!”
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Heredity Lesson

It turns out celibacy is hereditary. If your parents didn't have kids, you probably won't either.
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I went to the doctor

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"
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I had a heart attack at the age of 37

Doctor: It’s hereditary. With your family history, there’s nothing you could’ve done differently…

Doctor: but now you need to stop drinking and smoking and doing drugs…

Doctor: and you need to start exercising, and going jogging…

Doctor: and you need to change your diet. You ca...
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I read an article on internet....

and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are-


diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.
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Pregnancy Chances

Did you know that your chances of getting pregnant are hereditary. Chances are that if your parents didn't get pregnant, you won't either.
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I am addicted to Reddit, my son is too...

The doctors say it's hereditary.
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