Scientists have found out that diarrhoea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

Insanity is hereditary

You get it from your kids

Did You Know that Diareah Problems are Hereditary

It Runs In your Jeans

(Plz excuse any spelling errors if I made some. English is my first language Im just Dumb)

My dad handed down to me a hereditary disease that causes diarrhea all the time.

It runs in the jeans.

A new study claims that fertility is hereditary.

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't have them either.

A moving documentary on hereditary digestive conditions

Runs in the Family

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Dad told me my constipation isn't hereditary

But I didn't believe him because he is always full of shit.

My nan has been diagnosed with a hereditary brain disorder.

The main symptoms are forgetting what you were talking about, repeating yourself, repeating yourself, and a quarter pounder with cheese.

TIL that black eyes are hereditary

You get them from your father if you drink his last beer.

After all of these years, scientist have finally proven that diarrhea is hereditary..

It's in your jeans.

New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replie...

I went to the doctor

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"

I am addicted to Reddit, my son is too...

The doctors say it's hereditary.

Pregnancy Chances

Did you know that your chances of getting pregnant are hereditary. Chances are that if your parents didn't get pregnant, you won't either.

Here's a bit of family-friendly ADD humor, compliments of my wife and daughter

So, my wife, children, and myself were out in town the other day. My wife was reprimanding our daughter for not listening and for not paying attention to things going on. The conversation went as follows (names have been changed to protect the privacy of those involved):

Jane (wife): Jill, I ...

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