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I am excessively orderly and fussy when brushing my teeth

You might say I’m anal about oral.

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The marriage counsellor suggested trying different sex positions.

Honey, I'm not paying you to be fussy.

A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child ..

The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..."

She tries a few more minutes, the baby is still just very fussy, she tells the baby again, "You need to start soo...

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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.

He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.


His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"


"You'll see", he replies.

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What’s the difference between a bad hair day and a queef?

One is a fussy part.....

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What's the difference between having sex with a woman and driving a Yugo?

When you're finished riding one of them you have to deal with fussy parts!

I bought some ginger biscuits.

Fussy guy didn't even eat them.

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