UPJOKE

I donโ€™t care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman,

but April identifying as January is crossing the line.

Why does no one tell jokes about Mexicans?

Because then they would be the ones crossing the line.

I wanted to crack a joke about the road that splits the US-Canada border..

But then I realized, it would be crossing the line.

Im sick of all these immigration jokes

They're really crossing the line

I was about to do a mexican joke...

but that's crossing the line.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

This man walks to the pet store to buy a parrot.

The guy at the store says, "I only have one parrot, and he talks and all, but he has no legs."

"No legs!" says the man. "How does he hold up on the perch?"

"It's actually quite ingenious: he hooks his dick around the base of it."

The man is quite impressed and he takes the legle...

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