I once knew a lady who was into crocheting in the dirt.

You could say she was in the knitty gritty.

What did 50 Cent’s friends say when they saw him crocheting a sweater?

G...you knit?

I’m crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.

Oh well, it’s a labour of glove.

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