Etsy Jokes - 6 Hilarious Etsy Jokes

On the website ETSY, I bought a wallet made out of a FleshLight.

Obviously, I've recently come into some money.

A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy...

I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."

Where does an assassin order his trinkets from?

Etsy-o.

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I saw an article about a woman who tried to sell her kid on eBay. You shouldn’t sell your child on eBay. That’s something YOU made.

That shit goes on Etsy

Mom#1- That’s it. I’m done. I’m selling the kid on eBay

Mom#2- Don’t be crazy. You made him. That goes on Etsy

Happy Mother’s Day everyone!

I hear someone joke about selling their kid on eBay and I was appalled.

You made that child! They are a product of your creation!
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It should be on Etsy instead.

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