A woman walks up to the pharmacy counter and asks if they have any vibrators...

The pharmacist nods and steps around the counter. He waggles his forefinger at her and says "come this way..."

She says "If I could come *that* way, I wouldn't need a vibrator!"

Golf (long)

Bob stood over his tee shot for what seemed long an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but still didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked "What the hell is taking so long?"
"My wife is up in the clubhouse." Bob explained. "I want to make t...

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